golfgalaxy:

cum:

golfgalaxy:

people who eat pizza with your hands why do you hate yourself

bro how do you eat pizza

telepathically

(via sic-parvis--magna)

laughlikesomethingbroken:

deirdrearchleone:

irlnebula:

• Bagels (yes, it’s true)
  
• Lasers (x)
• Pacemakers & Defibrillators (x)
  
• Genetic Engineering (x)
  
• We made Stainless Steel possible (x)
• Mass-Energy Equivalence (x)
  
• Cholera & Bubonic Plague Vaccines (x)
  
• Polio Vaccine (x)
• The word “capitalism” (x)
• Google (x)
• Video Games (x)
• The Ballpoint Pen (x)
• TV Remotes (x)
• Gramophone (x)
• Blue Jeans (x)
  
• Color Photography  (x)
  
• Latex Condom (x)
• Barbies (x)
• Teddy Bears (x)
• Anthropology (x)
• Psychoanalysis (x)
  
• Polaroid (x)
• Virtual Reality (x)
  
• Instant Photography (x)
• Contraceptive Pill (x)

More to be added

JEWS INVENTED GENETIC ENGINEERING AND THE VACCINE FOR THE BUBONIC PLAGUE I AM F U C K I N G

monotheism

(Source: irlnebula, via sic-parvis--magna)

coolscar:

“how do you take risks in everyday life?” well every time i wear an oversized sweater/coat i can either look like a cute blogger or a lazy ragamuffin and i think the potential benefits outweigh the drawbacks so i chance that shit on the daily, what can i say i just love a good thrill. not being able to tell if i look like an adorable fashionista or a jaded street urchin is what keeps my days interesting

(via tratserenoyreve)

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

(via damn-funny)